your children will probably attend school with someone named Naruto
I’m not going to look at the notes but I already know so many of them say shit like “my kid will be that kid x333333”
"Why isn’t this a real thing?"
"Nah I’ll text later , doing homework"
Imagine some Mega Man players to sound like darksydephil when playing against Game&Watch
"WOOOOOOW! HE KEEPS FILLING UP THE BUCKET! THERE’S NOTHING I CAN DO! HE’S SO FUCKING BROKEN! I CAN’T HIT HIM WITH MY SIDE SMASH!"
- stronger, too
- first member of the DK crew
- no style
- no grace
- funny face
- can do a handstand when I need to
- stretches arms out just for you